God damn she a hell of a lady Dirty dancing with her friends like Jennifer GRAY so I Pretending i’m Swayze but my head was all dazed
Stiffer than MJ, spinning erect in his grave. Thought I better just wait…
Until I get a checkered flag then I’ll ask her to dance
But I started thinking ‘bout my chequered past
Like the last date I went on was such a fail
Blind girl, my acne must have spelt cunt in brail
I know I’m not ugly hell I was just a late bloomer
Whatever Ewan McGregor, Maybe cuter
But she’s original a crazy mover
Not just ripping others off like Amy Schumer
Check these lame losers trying to get up in her face
Get getting less looks(better punch) than a cripple dudes tinder page
Here’s a quick little tip put your little dick pics away
You make me look cooler than a witches nipple in the winter man
Maybe your tender age explains your warped behavior
Predators, now Schwarzenegger
Here goes, what I got to lose? Nothing
If she’s the girl of my dreams I ain’t sleeping on the snooze button

CHORUS
SHE’S DRIVING THE DUDES CRAZY HER MOVES ARE JUST AMAZING
SHE’S BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL GOD DAMN SHE’S BEAUTIFUL
SHE HAS ME IN AMAZEMENT WHILE EVERYONE'S SPECTATING
HER MOVES ARE ILL MOVES ARE ILL GOD DAMN HER MOVES ARE ILL

POST CHORUS
SHE’S SEXY AND SHE KNOWS SHE’S GOT IT ALL AND SHOWS
SHE GOT ALL THE GUYS AND ALL THE GIRLS FALLING DOWN TO HER TOES
AND THEN WHO COMES ALONG WITH MOVES TO BLOW HER AWAY
SOME STUPID DOUCHE BAG SO I WAIT TO SWOOP WHENEVER HE FAILS



Excuse me miss it’s Ludicrous How cute her booty is
Got you standing out like you are luminous
You’re an angel but you moving like you Lucifer’s sis
don’t wanna be a nuisance but it would be stupid to miss
you looking like a movie chick, got me broody looking at your boobies
I wanna put a newbie in your uterus
Don't find me rude please excuse the exuberance
it's just using it hoping you’d find my foolish wit humorous
I'm not like every other dude in the room who’s thick
I don’t have the Hugest dick drive the coolest whip
I ride a skateboard, write music on the loo while doing shits
But I predict the future is me and you with the cutest kids
I’m not good at this can I level with you
I know you’re intelligent and there’s a Devil in you
Your Terribly cute Maybe we can get together for food
And maybe then we’ll prove 2 clever cool people can do
Whatever they chose developing something incredible too
It’d be a pleasure to Cruz like Penelope do,
Whatever it’s cool… Your kind fresh I like your legs
I might be slightly obsessed
but I can Tell the way you moving You a grade A student
an amazing woman The type that brains been looking for

VERSE 3
IT’S ME AGAIN, I’M NOT REALLY USUALLY SEEING
GIRLS AS COOL BEING DOWN TO EARTH IT’S TRULY APPEALING
IN MY HEAD THERE'S A MOVIE SCREENING THE COOLEST SCENE OF ME AND YOU IN THE FUTURE BEING SUPER DUPER HERO HUMAN BEINGS I'M SEEING
THAT YOU A LEFTIST, I’M A FEMINIST
I’VE GIVEN MORE HEAD TO CHICKS THAN ELLEN DEGENERYS
ANYWAY… I'M BRAINS IM REALLY INTO YOU
SHE SAID I'M ELSE AND PULLED A SILLY MOVE
I SAID LETS HAVE A DANCE OFF NO TOUCHING HANDS OFF
WHOEVER WINS CAN TAKE THE OTHER ONES PANTS OFF
SHE WASN'T RIGHT AWAY SHOCKED SHE SLIDED INTO MY CROTCH AND STARTED BODY POPPING LIKE MICHEAL J FOX
HER BREASTS WERE PACKED NICE TIGHT IN HER BRA
NIPPLES AIMED TO FIRE LIKE A RIFLE OR GLOCK , YOU MIGHT JUST GET SHOT
BLOCKA, BLOCKA MOVE BACK BETTER WATCH HER
ROCKING THE PLANET LIKE SHE DANCING TO BAMBAATTAA
DOING THE LAMBADA ALL THE WAY TO MANANA
TOOK HER HOME AND STARTED MOANING LIKE MASTER P AND CHEWBACCA
WE GOT IT POPPING, NEVER DOUBTED MY STEEZ
BUT SHE WAS OUT OF MY LEAGUE BY LIKE THOUSANDS OF TEAMS NOW SHES MY QUEEN
AND WHILE FALLING OVER YOUR TONGUE
COS YOUR HOPELESS AND YOUNG,
JUST WANNA BLOW THEIR LOAD AND THEN DONE
THE PROBLEM IS YOU COME ACROSS LIKE AN OBVIOUS HOMINID IT'S COMMON SENSE SHES A LADY LIKE YOUR MOMMA IS AND IF YOU HAD THE CONFIDENCE TO TREAT HER LIKE A GODDESS THEN MAYBE YOU COULD ALSO GET A WOMAN STRONG AS THIS